Air Traffic Control Funny Stories

ATC: "Cessna VT-ABC  What are your intentions? "

Pilot of Cessna : To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating asap

ATC: I meant in the next five minutes not years :-)

Cessna: "Jones tower, Cessna 12345, Student Pilot John, I am out of fuel."

Tower: "Roger Cessna 12345, reduce airspeed to best glide!! Do you have the airfield in sight?!?!!"

Cessna: "Uh...tower, I am on the south ramp; I just want to know where the fuel truck is."

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